Invade Iraq today; you'll never regret it
Wait till too long and you just might forget it.
Invade Iraq in the morning, Invade Iraq at night
Invade Iraq with a vengeance, and make it all seem right.
Invade Iraq with elegance, as a way to prove your love
Why, that new "Invade Iraq" costume just fits you like a glove!
Make it a lifestyle decision, make it a choice of your own
Invade Iraq in privacy, direct from your mobile phone.
Invade Iraq with the children, Invade Iraq with your mum
Invade Iraq with the neighbours - don't let yourself look dumb.
Don't invade it on the cheap, or do things on the sly
Invade with a high-speed connection, and a piece of cherry pie.
Do it for a larger penis, do it for online thrills
Invade Iraq on the TV, or while you're taking your pills.
Do it for a free subscription, do it for travel miles
Go in for a cheaper home loan - invasions always bring smiles.
Invade Iraq for the economy, Invade Iraq for the fun
Invade Iraq for the hell of it - or simply because you can!